‘Well, that was an arse of a year, wouldn’t you say, Fiskerton, old boot?’
LORD LINDUM’S ANUS HORRIBILIS traced his lordship’s woes and tribulations through 2020, not least among them, gout, the piles, and the coronavirus.
Will 2021 be any better?
A meteorite lands in a Gloucestershire garden, a walrus basks on the lifeboat slipway in Tenby, meteors light up the night sky in the West Country, and a rare white deer is found wandering the streets of Bootle. Do these signs and portents signify his lordship’s Year of Wonders, or is it the End Times?
Read LORD LINDUM’S ANUS MIRABILIS to find out.