Lord Lindum’s Anus Horribilis traced his lordship’s woes and tribulations through 2020, not least among them, gout, the piles, and the coronavirus.
Will 2021 be any better?
A meteorite lands in a Gloucestershire garden, a walrus basks on the lifeboat slipway in Tenby, meteors light up the night sky in the West Country, and a rare white deer is found wandering the streets of Bootle.
Do these signs and portents signify his lordship’s Year of Wonders, or is it the End Times?
Read
LORD LINDUM’S ANUS MIRABILIS
to find out.
Media Coverage
‘It is true that I had the man thrown into the duck pond at Lindum Cloaca for non-payment of rent, your honour,’ Lord Lindum said in court today. ‘What’s the matter? Can no-one take a joke any more?’
The Lindum Mercury
‘Lindum Towers is a vast, rambling, crumbling eyesore. Its promiscuous mix of clashing architectural styles amount to nothing more than a Victorian mess.
Nikolaus Pevsner, The Buildings of England
‘The rumour that I am contemplating shooting an epic movie featuring the life of Baron Lindum is categorically not true. I have a strong suspicion that the rumour originated with the baron himself.’
Ridley Scott‘His lordship attempted to gain entry into my boudoir by posing as an orthopaedic masseuse.’
A Lady
‘Ho ho ho. Have I got a surprise for you!’
Santa
Endorsements
‘Loud, coarse and faintly blue. Fantastic!’
GQ Magazine
’Another gross publication from this author. There is no doubt that it will have a tendency to deprave and corrupt. It must be withdrawn immediately.’
The Bishop of Wellingore
‘Such a gas, darling, you can’t imagine. Drenched m’knickers with laughing so much.’
Lady Tena of Reepham