Lord Lindum’s Anus Horribilis

Rated 5.0 out of 5
5.0 out of 5 stars (based on 16 reviews)

It’s 2020 and Lord Lindum is having a horrible year. Thanks to the pandemic, haemorrhoids and bills, everything is going tits-up for Aubyn Xerxes Arbuthnot Evelyn De’Ath, 4th Baron Lindum, of Lindum Towers in the County of Lincolnshire. Despite the ministrations of his faithful butler, Archie Fiskerton, his lordship is finding it difficult to keep his temper.

It’s 2020 and Lord Lindum is having a horrible year.

Thanks to the pandemic, haemorrhoids and bills, everything is going tits-up for Aubyn Xerxes Arbuthnot Evelyn De’Ath, 4th Baron Lindum, of Lindum Towers in the County of Lincolnshire.

Despite the ministrations of his faithful butler, Archie Fiskerton, his lordship is finding it difficult to keep his temper.

Media Coverage

‘“I did not have sex with that woman,” Lord Lindum said in court today. “She was an ugly old trollop with ghastly dress sense and a squint and that is why I evicted her.”’

The Lindum Mercury

‘There is not a more neglected, ill-featured and depressing country house in the whole of England than Lindum Towers.’

Country Life

‘A butler is not just for Christmas but for life’

Tatler

Endorsements

‘I met Lord Lindum once, in the gazebo at Claxby Pluckacre. I have never been so terrified in my entire life.’

A Lady

‘This little chronicle deserves to go viral – and I know what I’m talking about.’

The Coronavirus

‘I learnt all I know about being a butler from Archie Fiskerton, you know’

Carson

‘You should not be reading this lewd book’

The Bishop of Wellingore

‘I laughed so much, I leaked’

Lady Tena of Reepham

‘Even funnier than Downton’

The Snelland Mercury and Weekly Advertiser

‘Fantabulous stocking filler’

Rudolph
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Reviews for Lord Lindum’s Anus Horribilis

Side-splitting

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Saturday, 17 April, 2021

I came late to the party but it rocked. Hope it’s a series.

Marcus the Pleb

Hilarious

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Wednesday, 16 December, 2020

A short story, but hilarious. Enjoyed the characters and the storyline which is so up to date.

Chill with a book reader

Entertaining read

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Wednesday, 16 December, 2020

A witty look at 2020 through the eye of Lord Lindum. This had something of the flavour of PG Wodehouse about it. It would work well as a drama and is almost exclusively dialogue. Nonetheless it was an entertaining read.

Chill with a book reader

A breath of fresh air

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Wednesday, 16 December, 2020

Brilliant! Well written with two wonderful characters Who could have thought that anything amusing could come out of the nightmare of 2020, but this book certainly is a breath of fresh air in such turbulent times. If you love Jeeves and Wooster, then you will enjoy every page of this book. I do hope there will more books about Lord Lindum and his remarkable butler. Highly recommended.

Chill with a book reader

Great fun - will lighten your mood!

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Wednesday, 16 December, 2020

Lots of smiles and LOL moments to be had from this short book which is full of buffoonery. Great fun!

garetha

Laugh? I nearly died.

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Monday, 14 December, 2020

I laughed like a drain, like a hyena, like no-one was listening.

I laughed my head/socks/knickers off.

I laughed till I cried.

I laughed myself silly.

I wept laughing.

I wet myself laughing.

Emily D.

Response from Ian Thomson, Author

You enjoyed it then?

Welcome, funny and from Lincolnshire

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Wednesday, 2 December, 2020

Excellent. Anyone living near Lincoln should buy a copy. At least.

William RUSSELL

A Diary of the Plague Year (Covid Edition)

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Wednesday, 2 December, 2020

What happens when an irascible octogenarian peer of the realm confronts the Covid virus? How will Lord Lindum cope without his trips to the pub when lockdown bites? And how will his ever solicitous butler, Fiskerton, manage to supply His Lordship with correctly prepared ‘bog paper’? All this and so much more in the very funny Anus Horribilis. Much is to be learned, along with the laughs, including the correct treatment of choir boys and that Wales is not a foreign country.

The perfect antidote to 2020

H Brace

A riot of laughter

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Tuesday, 1 December, 2020

In the current climate of lockdowns, tiers system, and other government doom and gloom echoing around us, Lord Lindum’s Anus Horribilis is a rare ray of satire for us all to relish. Set in Lincolnshire, the elderly yet comical Lord Lindum, accompanied by his family retainer Fiskerton, charter the previous eleven months from Christmas of 2019. Ian Thomson evokes the most poignant memories of 2020 from the first lockdown, the stepping down of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, and to the cheerful melancholy of V.E. Day via the irascible aristocrat that is Aubyn Xerxes Arbuthnot Evelyn De’ath who possesses the unique gift of finding humour in what has been an Annus Horribilis for us all. If you’re in need of a good laugh, look no further.

Henry Osbourne

Hilarious!

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Friday, 27 November, 2020

Outrageous, hilarious and borderline surreal, Ian Thomson’s monstrous creation and his long-suffering but devious butler Fiskerton are unforgettable in this romp through the unique challenges of 2020. Richly entertaining – the perfect gift!

L. Bromley

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